tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941261488380355005.post2391804098403691870..comments2024-03-27T10:29:44.159-07:00Comments on Raising Matt Cain: Gettin' snarkyM.C. O'Connorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12258035192484655635noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941261488380355005.post-47116135839203302442008-02-15T17:13:00.000-08:002008-02-15T17:13:00.000-08:00It is the sure sign that the end of civilization i...It is the sure sign that the end of civilization is nigh upon us (or at least that the meaningful end of MLB is nigh upon us) when the Giants resort to wearing camouflage jerseys with childish new slogans on them. Isn't that what the padres do? I liked our 'Gigantes' jerseys much better. Perhaps some new Gigantes jerseys with some mariachi-style embroidery, saying 'Adelante el Gran Equipo de San Francisco' would be a bit more palatable.<BR/><BR/>Doubles are cool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941261488380355005.post-55880630141679204812008-02-15T15:18:00.000-08:002008-02-15T15:18:00.000-08:00We got Sammy Cahn here at RMC! Damn! I wonder if...We got Sammy Cahn here at RMC! Damn! I wonder if the Giants should have put "High Hopes" on those cheesy camo shirts instead of "Feed the Wanker" or whatever it was.<BR/><BR/>1. If ya can't hit a ball clear of the fences, ya should at least be able to hit a ball that clears the bases. (I like doubles. I do. I can live with lots of doubles if we can't hit homers.)<BR/><BR/>2. If Bengie hits a single with Davey, Freddie and Rajai on base, they might all be able to score if Bengie runs at his normal "speed" and draws the throw to first.M.C. O'Connorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12258035192484655635noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7941261488380355005.post-46633681731437970422008-02-15T12:58:00.000-08:002008-02-15T12:58:00.000-08:00You beat me to it! And if we don't need home runs...You beat me to it! And if we don't need home runs, probably another thing we don't need is....hits! And if we don't have home runs, and we don't have hits, what will we have (besides awesome pitching)?<BR/><BR/>When the Giants are found with their chins on the ground,<BR/>There's a lot to improve, so just look a-round,<BR/>What makes a little old ant,<BR/>Think he'll move a rubber tree plant?<BR/>Anyone knows an ant can't move a rubber tree plant.<BR/>But, he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes,<BR/>He's got high apple pie in the sky hopes,<BR/>So any time you're low in the standings, instead of letting go,<BR/>Just remember that ant!<BR/>Whoops, there goes another rubber tree plant.<BR/><BR/>[Ed note 1: We're talking baseball, not entomology, you idiot!]<BR/>[Ed note 2: If a rubber plant is small enough, probably any ant could move it, no big deal. In the future, please give an approximate size reference for rubber plants]<BR/>[Ed. note 3: Besides, what is the point? How would moving rubber tree plants help the Giants?]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com