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Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Franchise is party animal!

This just in: Tim Lincecum was stoned and speeding! (Hat tip to commenter Orwell D. Catt on McChronic for the link.) The Freak is goin' all Michael Phelps on us, dudes! Now he won't get on the Wheaties box!
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8 comments:

  1. ZoThu Nov 05, 04:18:00 PM PST

    At least he is one of us.

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  2. ZoThu Nov 05, 04:19:00 PM PST

    ps. Here is another account: http://columbian.com/article/20091105/NEWS02/711069987/-1/news

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  3. ZoThu Nov 05, 04:31:00 PM PST

    Maybe he can move to Breckenridge.

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  4. JC ParsonsThu Nov 05, 05:18:00 PM PST

    Of course, it is still against Colorado State law, so that woundn't help.

    Not a smooth move on Tim's part. This will not help win votes for Cy. Is that voting all done?

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  5. UnknownThu Nov 05, 06:57:00 PM PST

    Follow the Choco-Tacos.

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  6. M.C. O'ConnorThu Nov 05, 08:06:00 PM PST

    Reporter: "A lot of people thought Adam Wainwright or Chris Carpenter would get the Cy Young Award."

    Tim: "Those dudes are fags! Uh, where'd you get that jacket?"

    Reporter: "Uh, the network gave it to me. So, what's next for Tim Lincecum?"

    Tim: "Me an' Mick are wingin' on over to London to party with the Stones!"

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  7. M.C. O'ConnorThu Nov 05, 08:15:00 PM PST

    I expect a Gwen Knapp column tomorrow demanding an apology for "reckless" behavior and "undermining" the faith of he fan base.

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  8. ZoThu Nov 05, 08:39:00 PM PST

    Please. Not Gwen Knapp. I'm normally a proud man, but I'm begging here.

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