Thursday, November 5, 2009

The Franchise is party animal!

This just in: Tim Lincecum was stoned and speeding! (Hat tip to commenter Orwell D. Catt on McChronic for the link.) The Freak is goin' all Michael Phelps on us, dudes! Now he won't get on the Wheaties box!

8 comments:

Zo said...

At least he is one of us.

Zo said...

ps. Here is another account: http://columbian.com/article/20091105/NEWS02/711069987/-1/news

Zo said...

Maybe he can move to Breckenridge.

JC Parsons said...

Of course, it is still against Colorado State law, so that woundn't help.

Not a smooth move on Tim's part. This will not help win votes for Cy. Is that voting all done?

Chris said...

Follow the Choco-Tacos.

M.C. O'Connor said...

Reporter: "A lot of people thought Adam Wainwright or Chris Carpenter would get the Cy Young Award."

Tim: "Those dudes are fags! Uh, where'd you get that jacket?"

Reporter: "Uh, the network gave it to me. So, what's next for Tim Lincecum?"

Tim: "Me an' Mick are wingin' on over to London to party with the Stones!"

M.C. O'Connor said...

I expect a Gwen Knapp column tomorrow demanding an apology for "reckless" behavior and "undermining" the faith of he fan base.

Zo said...

Please. Not Gwen Knapp. I'm normally a proud man, but I'm begging here.