You've been there. An accidental encounter with a magic lamp in a mysterious, guano-infested cave. A genie appears. He's a douchebag, but he IS a genie. He grants you one wish. You, naturally, use that wish on the Giants. You insist on a World Series Championship. He says, "uh, sorry dude, but that is like a whole bunch of wishes rolled in to one." He gives you another shot. You ask him if you can call out a stat line for ONE player on the 2008 Giants. He says, "that's cool, dawg."