This was tough. It was a lot easier when I could fob the judging off on someone else. Next time I'll accept bribes--cash has a way of simplifying things. Ultimately I had to go with the guffaw factor. A couple of entries made me laugh out loud so I went with them. And one entry was clever enough to include all the men in the photo and give a nod to a classic comic routine that never gets old. So, to the business:
Winner number one is RUSSIAN RIVER with "I don't know" on third base.
Winner number two is ZO for "takin' a bat to 'em."
Winner number three is RON for having a "big head." (I was almost ready to accept the "Chulk Call" disqualification bid, but I always had a soft spot for Vinnie, who looked like an extra from Grease.)
Congratulations! And thanks again to everyone for chipping in.
p.s. Winners send me (firstname.lastname@example.org) your snail mail so I can forward it to A&E.