Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Son of the Vortex of Suckitude

More like the mutant bastard spawn, but that's a quibble. Another first inning and another egregious display of base-balling. The Giants made two errors--again--and that led to two runs. Then the hit parade started and never stopped. Here are Ryan Vogelsong's Game Scores (8 starts): 34, 42, 58, 49, 32, 20, 29, 21. He has allowed 44 runs, which is the most in the majors. I can't think about that too much or my head will hurt. Good thing the Giants are heading to a more familiar hell-hole for a four-game set. Nothing weird ever happens in Coors Field.

C'mon, Giants! Pull your collective heads out of your asses and get back to winning games.

--M.C.


p.s. Marco Scutaro extended his hitting streak to 14 games.

2 comments:

Brother Bob said...

Baseball fans in Toronto must be wondering how on earth the Giants won the World Series.

Ron said...

Fans in Toronto are still trying to figure out how the Maple Leafs blew a 2-goal Game 7 advantage over Boston in the last 90 seconds, then lost in overtime, a few nights ago. They probably didn't even realize that there was any baseball being played in town.

Matt Cain, it's time to be the Stopper!!!!!