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How can you walk five guys (and four of the first six) in Coors Field and still win? Simple: be a gnarly mo-fo, that's how. Get some DP grounders (7 groundouts today, my favorite Cain-dicator) and retire 14 of the next 16. The 7 K's are also a dandy Cain-dicator. And he got a hit and scored a run! Dude! Gnarly! And now, The Mothers of Invention:
Motherly love
Motherly love
Forget about the brotherly and other-ly love
Motherly love is just the thing for you
You know your Mother's gonna love ya till ya don't know what to do
(weird guitar noises)
Well, I loves me some Matt Cain. That's one gnarly Mother!
2 comments:
Now we can add GMF to VSC in the RMC descriptive lexicon. OMG.
You do know that Mother's Day isn't until Sunday, right? Is it Ok if I use some of this post for my Mother's Day card?? I don't think I have ever called my Mom a "gnarly mo-fo." Think she'll like it?
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